We cant get rid of the pot holes!!!
Finally, BMC admits that they have no clue how to sort out this issue. I ain't appreciating their incompetence, I am only resounding their for once honesty. No sooner did i give them the credit, that i hear of this new ingenious solution they come up with to help us!! What would we do without these blessed angels.
Since they are incapable of finding a solution to the pock-marked roads of the city, the mayor has announced a project whereby, they will install in all cellular phones an application. This app will indicate the exact loaction, depth and width of a pothole in 10 metres of the stretch of road ahead from where the cell is held!!!!
U read it correctly! So the plan is, that every ten metres, i can look into my cell and check for the next pothole and avoid it. Supah!!
Question: I am not allowed to talk or text while driving, so how do i look into the cell for the app?
Answer: You can stop and check.
Q: How do i do it, where one second stall and i get to hear - BC, MC, lady fu*** driver!!?
A: Pull over to the extreme left lane and then check.
Q: Every 10 mins i will go from right to left and jostle for space between buses and autos / cabs?
A: You are over exaggerating! It is a very viable idea.
Q: What is the expense?
A: Only 60 Crores. (which u and i will pay for!)
My verdict: Saala humko ch**** samjha hai kya???!!!
Whats yours????
Finally, BMC admits that they have no clue how to sort out this issue. I ain't appreciating their incompetence, I am only resounding their for once honesty. No sooner did i give them the credit, that i hear of this new ingenious solution they come up with to help us!! What would we do without these blessed angels.
Since they are incapable of finding a solution to the pock-marked roads of the city, the mayor has announced a project whereby, they will install in all cellular phones an application. This app will indicate the exact loaction, depth and width of a pothole in 10 metres of the stretch of road ahead from where the cell is held!!!!
U read it correctly! So the plan is, that every ten metres, i can look into my cell and check for the next pothole and avoid it. Supah!!
Question: I am not allowed to talk or text while driving, so how do i look into the cell for the app?
Answer: You can stop and check.
Q: How do i do it, where one second stall and i get to hear - BC, MC, lady fu*** driver!!?
A: Pull over to the extreme left lane and then check.
Q: Every 10 mins i will go from right to left and jostle for space between buses and autos / cabs?
A: You are over exaggerating! It is a very viable idea.
Q: What is the expense?
A: Only 60 Crores. (which u and i will pay for!)
My verdict: Saala humko ch**** samjha hai kya???!!!
Whats yours????
Come on Preeti! The money from the roads has been made. Time for cell phones to pay up! And when did you think we had practical planners?
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